Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
Get the Batman in his Free Timemug. An acronym for: "hello incel!".
m: Hi, Katie! How was the vacation?
f: Freak! I am going to get you cancelled on twitter.com for insulting me in such an uncivilized way!
m: *sheer confusion*
m: Hi, Katie! How was the vacation?
f: Freak! I am going to get you cancelled on twitter.com for insulting me in such an uncivilized way!
m: *sheer confusion*
m: Hi, Katie! How was the vacation?
f: Freak! I am going to get you cancelled on twitter.com for insulting me in such an uncivilized way!
m: *sheer confusion*
f: Freak! I am going to get you cancelled on twitter.com for insulting me in such an uncivilized way!
m: *sheer confusion*
by WifeEnjoyer69 May 26, 2021
Get the himug. when you cut off ur limbs and act like ur a tree trunk who has s*x with cars who also has a sugar on balls kink
by hellookayyes March 6, 2021
Get the himug. hi bro
by free install apk October 21, 2020
Get the himug. When you eat 1-2 more vitamin gummies than the serving size says to and you get higher than the moon.
Zack quickly ran behind his Mom, just barely hiding from her view. In a moment of triumph, he quickly dove over to the vitamin gummies and grabbed a handful of 6-7. But, within seconds, Zack’s mind got charred with psychedelic images and euphoric feelings, and to this day, he’s still on vitamin gummies, unable to be satisfied without their irresistible high and mediocre flavor.
Don’t try Hi-Tamins.
Not. Even. Once.
Don’t try Hi-Tamins.
Not. Even. Once.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018
Get the Hi-taminmug. 
