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FUCK BUSH

we will all be saying this for the next four years..................it is the truth.
FUCK BUSH! why the hell did he get us into these wars?
by taylor November 5, 2004
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Plaster fucked

someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.
The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.
by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019
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Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.
What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"
by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016
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fucking groovy

fucking groovy (adj.)- used to describe something that is completely awesome, usually when talking about music.
Hey, man. Did you listen to that song I told you about?

Yeah, it was fucking groovy.
by keepingitreils April 13, 2011
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Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.
Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020
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A round of fucks

When being repremanded, usually at work after a major fuck up. Comes from the anger expressed by using the word fuck or fucking multiple times.
Dave's gone in the office for a round of fucks.
by 5cylinder January 13, 2019
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