French reach around

When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob

“What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”

by Heiferhumper69 April 8, 2024

french joe

a twink french boy who cums in a jar and bakes cupcakes for his friends and uses the cum to make the decomposing cupcakes. he sometimes jerks off in history and once got caught dwerking in religious studies.

my auntie is such a french joe she’s so wet

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 31, 2025

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 4, 2016

French Night

When a group of good “friends” indulge with eachother over a glass of cheap Sauvignon Blanc leading to a steamy night of pleasure between them.

Do you remember when we had a French night?

by MinkyPaws July 27, 2025

French Toast Lover

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

by Simp Train January 11, 2022

french truffle

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.

I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.

by JP Schlong January 4, 2014