Ethan

This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him

Ethan is the best person I know

by Catfish666999 August 17, 2019

Ethan

The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan

Ethan is that baseball player that has offers from every college in the country

by nysterp February 15, 2022

Ethan

The guy that thinks he is cool but the girls hate him

Ethan that kid that everyone hates

by Billybobtexas October 12, 2020

Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!

Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"

by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023

Ethan

A gay man who abuses his friends or family he Ethan is a type of guy who wears glasses

Omg u are so much like Ethan

by Jakey man21 August 6, 2019

Ethan Stocks

A bitch that cheats on his girlfriend.

Bro fuck Ethan Stocks he cheats on his girlfriend

by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024

ethan hanson

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017