dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.
by panpan <3 December 3, 2019
Get the dylanmug. scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Get the dylanmug. Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.
by Rob nail March 8, 2025
Get the Dylanmug. by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .
by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
Get the Dylan John Pricemug. A guy who never ceases to take the opportunity to be generous or help someone out. He is a kind, silly person and loves to go outside and play some sports.
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
by marge_danl June 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.