cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.

Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

Time Dump

When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.

David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?

Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.

David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?

Girl: looks away Not much.

David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.

Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.

by GuarGuar February 1, 2025

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Info dumping

The love language of nerds and neurodivergent people

I love when my friend is info dumping about one piece, she gets so passionate

by Serena Stone February 16, 2025

Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.

I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!

by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025

Spongebob Bootleg Dumped

A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,

Spongebob Bootleg dumped is a real lost episode next to Red Mist!

by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025