A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
Get the Better qualified than Donald Trumpmug. Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this doesn't involve hitting them. Instead, before you are about to cum, grab on to her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and enjoy the ride. The TDS in them flares up considerably resulting in their vagina to tighten up quite a bit, leading to a much better orgasm.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
Get the Donald Punchmug. The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.
Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆
by Pierre Boudreaux July 12, 2021
Get the The Donald Duckmug. A special ed kids favorite non existent person who is more slow than stupid and probably in a mental hospital like you.
"Ay man hope you don't mind if I call you a Donald duck?'
"Tf a donald duck"
"A mental special ed kid"
"Tf a donald duck"
"A mental special ed kid"
by you shall no seek my name November 9, 2022
Get the Donald Duckmug. The 45th US president that served from 2017 to 2021. He is known for being orange and the one who built the Great Wall (US-Mexico border).
by child crusher February 3, 2024
Get the Donald Trumpmug. 
Get the donaldmug. Donald Trump is a man that truly cares for America and though I completely disagree with a lot of his policies, I can tell he genuinely cares for his country.
However, he has been under attack by fallen angel demons led by the Prostitute of Babylon, seeking to sabotage Trump and enslave him forever for what he has done to her evil wicked plans. To this day, Donald Trump is under hostage of his handlers Elon Musk and Kanye West, who are spies for the fallen angels and the Prostitute of Babylon.
Trump has lost his best friend Shinzo Abe (really like the guy myself) because of the Prostitute of Babylon and her time traveling antics. Not only that, but he got his election stolen from him in 2020, had his stuff raided by the FBI criminals in his own home, gets accused for something he didn't even do like the fake 'insurrection' on 2021, extreme "overvaluation" of his real estate assets, etc.
His family aren't immune to the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demons. Barron Trump gets constant death threats just cause he is the son of the President (feel bad for the kid. He doesn't deserve any of it!), Trump's ex-wife got killed, and they're are always constantly getting threatened of getting their businesses taken away for bogus bullshit the Whore of Babylon and her puppet goons come up with.
However, he has been under attack by fallen angel demons led by the Prostitute of Babylon, seeking to sabotage Trump and enslave him forever for what he has done to her evil wicked plans. To this day, Donald Trump is under hostage of his handlers Elon Musk and Kanye West, who are spies for the fallen angels and the Prostitute of Babylon.
Trump has lost his best friend Shinzo Abe (really like the guy myself) because of the Prostitute of Babylon and her time traveling antics. Not only that, but he got his election stolen from him in 2020, had his stuff raided by the FBI criminals in his own home, gets accused for something he didn't even do like the fake 'insurrection' on 2021, extreme "overvaluation" of his real estate assets, etc.
His family aren't immune to the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demons. Barron Trump gets constant death threats just cause he is the son of the President (feel bad for the kid. He doesn't deserve any of it!), Trump's ex-wife got killed, and they're are always constantly getting threatened of getting their businesses taken away for bogus bullshit the Whore of Babylon and her puppet goons come up with.
Donald Trump is a great man and though I don't agree with everything he says or does, I can tell he has a genuine heart. Take care. Be free Trump! In Jesus name!
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
Get the Donald Trumpmug.