Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin
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If you ever meet a Donald give him the nickname dildo and hide your wife and kids make sure to call 911 right away.
by ShesAmonster1 July 19, 2024
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This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024
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