Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

california

a living hell

california is hell

by mmiikk March 8, 2023

califfiti

a combination of caligraphy and graffiti

Damn, he is so into califfiti and he does that in school too.

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

California girls

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.

dude I cant stop thinking about California girls

by THEREALURBANDICTIANARYBUTREALI March 17, 2023

californization

when bastard Californians colonize another state or city and bring with them all sorts of problems, leaving the place worse off than before they came. For example: Seattle, Texas, Oregon, plenty of places.

“I’m sick of all this californization. All these californianizers keep ruining our city.”

by colecaine March 20, 2023

California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.

I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

by FredQuackington April 4, 2023