Couch

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I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022

Couchie cotton

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf

Hey can I have a couchie cotton please

by anonymous March 7, 2022

couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

Caught in 500k

Caught in 500k is like Caught in 4k, but you really fucked up.

Joe: I like little kids
Updog: Caught in 500k

by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝔼ツ March 23, 2022

Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.

The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business

by Topagent March 30, 2022

Couchi

Couch

A couchi

by Shaquille111 April 19, 2022

Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.

“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”

by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022