by Sidebhero February 18, 2024
Get the spaghetti burn mug.The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."
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by hogthehedge September 25, 2014
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by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023
Get the Johnny Burns mug.I tried to install a new Fallout 4 Mod and no matter what I tried or what plugins I installed or how much I asked on the forums, it didn’t work. So it burned.
by tigersharktax August 7, 2024
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Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."
by DeAun July 23, 2017
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