thats balls

when something sucks really bad, or is crappy.

alba: oh my gosh guess what.
elizabaeth: what?
alba: i have herpes.
elizabeth: thats balls!
alba: i know right

by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

Headbangers Ball

A show that was once cool but is now a mere shadow of its former self. Too few metal videos, man...

If they show that godawful Zakk Wylde video again, I'm going to scream.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Ball Balm

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.

Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009

Garlic Balls

A term used to describe someone of Italian background. It refers to the Italian's love for garlic.

Yo, garlic balls, what's happening.

by Derpington September 13, 2009

Acid Balls

An extremely painful sensation on your balls that is caused by not so skin friendly cleansers.

You work hard all day in a particularly extraordinary laborious or dirty job. Your job causes you to get extremely dirty from materials which are persistently non water soluble such as roof tar, industrial glue or asphalt. You need extra help in the removal of these materials with known cleansers such as gasoline or Goo be Gone. While showering and pouring these materials on your naked parts... legs, arms, hands, etc...you accidentally drip some on your balls. The pain you feel is such that you consider dialing 911. It may last for more than 3 to 5 minutes before any slight relief may come from hosing down your balls with cold water and even vinegar if necessary. You are experiencing ACID BALLS!

by bloodythesaurus April 2, 2010

Stank balls

when your ball sack smells from exercising and not washing the sweat and nut cheese off

"man i forgot to take a shower after practice now i got stank balls"

by Goldphish April 24, 2010

Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.

"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."

by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010