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baby daddy

Slang for "baby's father" this term is used to describe a man who has had children with a woman (often times multiple women) but isn't married to or currently involved in a relationship with the mother.
"Got to go to court and finalize the custody dispute with my baby daddy."

"Oh you mean James? That's just my baby daddy."
"Me and my baby daddy could never get along."
by Jaiha December 24, 2014
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Check Baby

As defined by American rapper Future’s legal team, a “Check Baby” is "slang terminology describing a child conceived solely for the purposes of extorting monies from the father of a child in the child support setting." It was first coined in February 2020 by Future regarding his then-10 month old child with former partner Eliza Reign, whom he alleges to have had a baby with him solely to cash in on child support payments (or “checks”), hence the term “check baby”.
Future: Mann, that bicch Eliza takin my money, makin me pay child support to that Check Baby! Love that kid but damn that keeky ass trick female shady as fuck.
by DrewieStewie DJ Caillou February 28, 2020
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Baby Elite

In the halo universe, the elites often force their children into the military at a young age. With their full-faced pacifiers and self changing, mechanical full body diapers, the baby elites march into combat.

The baby elites, or in layman terms; grunts, can often be seen taking point in various covenant military formations.

If and when you encounter a baby elite try to:

-Shoot for their soft, undeveloped skull.
-Hit them with a blunt object, this will dispatch them with relative ease and effect.
-Sneak up on them during their "nappy time" and use one of the aforementioned methods.
-Throw a standard fragmentation grenade at them, their shattered hopes and dreams of becoming a mini league baseball player will stun them if they see something resembling a baseball.

Once you've dispatched the elites young, remember to teabag them in front of their family for emotional trauma and psychological warfare.

Good luck, soldier.
Don't be fooled! That baby elite isn't trying to play a game of catch with you.
by drunky57 October 8, 2010
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bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out
Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!
by Ginalynn January 9, 2014
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Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.
"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."
by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009
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baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.
"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"
by Lokear July 12, 2019
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Baby niamhy

Niamh she is so beautiful and pretty and kind and the best person in the world I love Niamh loads x she is my best friend x and she will poo at the side of your house x
Oh I wish I could be like baby Niamhy
by Baby Niamhy April 10, 2017
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