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damn shaved bird

The hair cut in which both sides of a boys head is shaved and the middle is left to grow long ;) can be used as an insult
Person 1: oh look! that guy's good looking...
Person 2: Nah, he's a damn shaved bird.
by Pashyinventor October 28, 2013
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rotating double bird

Starting with 2 fists palms down, extend both middle fingers and rotate both fists inward until palms are facing upward. End with a snappy, short, punching motion. Usually performed best after having slammed your bedroom door in your parents’ faces.
When Mom said I couldn’t go to Gina’s house because her perv brother wants to get in my pants, she got the rotating double bird. I’m a slut, Mom! Deal with it!
by Littlelester March 27, 2019
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Chill your bird

-Dude, i'm going to punch you in the nose hole!!
-Whoah! Chill your bird!!!
by Rogue138 December 26, 2010
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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Flip 'em the bird

1. Sticking your middle finger up.
2. When someone pisses you off.
1. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
2. "People like you are the reason we have middle fingers."
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To Kill a Mocking Bird

My friend: I wouldn't expect a 13 year old girl to read those type of books to be honest
by ~LilGirl~ April 3, 2005
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Reverse Momma Bird

When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.
Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 13, 2021
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