Anal-eyes

When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.

My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.

by Spud Butter October 7, 2018

Chain anal

When three or more men have anal sex together to form a chain. Also called train anal.

Sean, Bill, Paul, Jim, and Roger all did a 5 man chain anal together.

by awmm July 9, 2015

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

anal goblet

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.

At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.

by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

Anal Chasm

The crack inbetween the butt cheeks.
Can sumtimes be wide or thin, depending of fatness of butt cheeks.

If someone bends down to pick sumthing up you may see their 'anal chasm'.

by J.P123 September 23, 2009

anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013