Anal Mining 

When two or more people get fucked to orgasm by the same person without that said person reaching orgasm. This is more commonly seen in homosexual sex, however it may be seen rarely among heterosexuals. Anal mining began to reach popularity in the 2000s especially in BDSM videos.

Person A: Did you go anal mining last night?

Person B: Nah, I only got to fuck one of them before I was cumming. I'd like to try it again though.

Anal Mining by neverwishagain1212 September 4, 2013

anal tactile awareness 

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.

"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

anal tactile awareness by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

anal muffing 

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

anal muffing by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013

Anal gratification 

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.

Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...

Anal gratification by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013

anal conqueror 

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

anal conqueror by capt conqueror December 20, 2013

anal escapader 

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.

Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.

anal escapader by Penguin♡Pancakes June 7, 2014

anal cerebral hypoxia 

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

anal cerebral hypoxia by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015