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anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot
Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.
by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016
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Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.
You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!
by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016
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anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating
i had and anal buffet last night dude
by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016
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Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.
Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.
by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016
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Anal-ized

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.
That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.
by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020
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Anal Flag

Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.
Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK
by Thor of anal February 6, 2020
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Anal Mining

When two or more people get fucked to orgasm by the same person without that said person reaching orgasm. This is more commonly seen in homosexual sex, however it may be seen rarely among heterosexuals. Anal mining began to reach popularity in the 2000s especially in BDSM videos.
Person A: Did you go anal mining last night?

Person B: Nah, I only got to fuck one of them before I was cumming. I'd like to try it again though.
by neverwishagain1212 September 4, 2013
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