Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

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eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING

by fish-legs January 3, 2025

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Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

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Eggs

Egyptian slang for the slang "bedan", which is slang for lame or annoying, it is derived from the pronunciation of the first part of the word "bedan" which is "beid" ,which translates to eggs in Arabic, so to be more discreet some people say "eggs".

"John is so eggs!"

"That girl from yesterday was eggs."

by Clorox_wipes September 7, 2022

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