Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one

Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap

by Johnform June 26, 2022

International Butams day

April 12 is the official celebration day for people named Tamás being dumb.

"It's april 12!" - "Don't forget to babysit Tamás because he will do something dumb, it's International Butams day"

by birdbirdbird bird April 26, 2024

Tvsoot appreciation day

November 13th is Tvsoot appreciation day! A day to appreciate the nicest and most amazing person in the whole world<3

Oakie: o: it’s Tvsoot appreciation day
Brian: what’s that??
Oakie: it’s a day to appreciate Tvsoot! :D

by Oaksee November 12, 2021

Colodog Day

This day is for the memorial of the colodog. That sadly passed on the August 9. He will not be forgotton

Tomorrow is colodog day. We should send your prayers to the colodog

by PJ - Javii August 11, 2022

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

National Send A Titty Picture Day

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.

“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”

by that really nigga December 3, 2022