French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

french dyke

sybille foucart

Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke

by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019

French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

French Scrap

The term given for any car manufactured by a french company , french automobiles are known to be unreliable and commonly have frequent electrical issues

No i don’t want that peugot it’s french scrap

by mrdefinition484 July 14, 2022

French

a very bad language that those who attempt to learn will fail, because it is too fancy for the human mind.

I can't do my French work. what do you mean that means no xbox for a week?

by Croldfish November 12, 2020

French reach around

When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob

“What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”

by Heiferhumper69 April 8, 2024