French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

Fifth French Republic

Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…

Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 7, 2023

French Fuck

Ass to ass with a double dildo

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.

by The10ne December 11, 2023

French Hickey

You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.

Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey

by dumb smarto December 1, 2022

French fries

Lies

Stop throwing “French fries” at me , throwing “Frenchies”

by [e-mail] December 3, 2022

spanish is better than French

cuz yeah

spanish is better than French since yes

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy December 12, 2022

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022