Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
by anonymous January 30, 2022
Get the Kayleigh Treemug. It's not what you think it is.
It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 22, 2023
Get the Happy Tree Friendsmug. by Giant Rat December 31, 2019
Get the a literal pine treemug. In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.
by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016
Get the Goldilocks treesmug. by Miss Zesty October 9, 2008
Get the look there's a treemug. All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the tree blingmug. by Slidin4Kushina November 29, 2023
Get the Climb a Treemug.