twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
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GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
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Get the TWAT SWATTER mug.An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
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A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.
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