Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!
by Chateau64 July 25, 2018
Get the Artist's Day mug.Bimoran Day is an unofficial Persian Holiday that has been cherished by people for years. This holiday has been celeberated on January 23th for years, in order to appreciate the importance of honesty. "BiMoraN" actually stands for "Bikhodi Mora-at Nakon" which means don't bother yourself, and don't lie to make others happy; Say what you really feel and before worrying about others, worry about yourself. People are used to lie about how they really are feeling so they can keep others safe, but what about your own safety? On this day, we cherish honesty and the greatness of revealing our true feelings without a doubt.
by JerryTheFather January 23, 2019
Get the Bimoran Day mug.The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Failurebitch February 1, 2019
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As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
by SlyD0g February 9, 2019
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