Four-Pecker Fire

An example of using of the pecker system, which is an approximate measurement system used for fires based on the number of adult males who would need to urinate on the fire in order to extinguish it.

Break out the marshmallows, we got a four-pecker fire going here!

by santaslittlehelper88 December 4, 2020

Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.

Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"

by ΔS April 29, 2021

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.

What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.

by William Trogan March 9, 2023

Chinese Fire Drill

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.

Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.

by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

Canarsie Fire Factory

A neighborhood in Brooklyn that produces large amounts of first due fire duty for companies in the area. A form of a “Jobtown” exclusive to the Canarsie neighborhood.

Did you hear about the rippin job yesterday? 257 & 170 had another first due. They should be called the Canarsie Fire Factory down there with all that work they catch.

by Stay Low and go September 5, 2019

Testicular Fire blanket

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles

Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.

by AutismFest May 1, 2020