bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.

When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."

by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 3, 2019

tea

Ok so tea is like drama or information that is most likely drama and lots of people are wanting to know about.

Girl: Oooo Ava what's the tea sis!
Girl: SO the tea is Andre and Makayla are dating! I was like oop they are not cute when I found out!

Girl: So here's the mother fucking tea!

Girl: All tea all shade bitch!

by itss.naiya! May 7, 2019

tea mail

a gossip filled email

OMG, Becky sent me the best tea mail about Jessica today.

by nemaki May 7, 2019

tea

when there is drama you say ¨ tea¨

Did you guys hear about the breakup I have some tea to spill.

by flip flop 2.O May 14, 2019

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019