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Get the Real mug.Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.
by vulkman83 September 20, 2016
Get the screen real mug.Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 18, 2018
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Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
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Get the Real Slim Shady mug.*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie
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