mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

by 🆙Town June 26, 2018

Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.

Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).

by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020

Monster

Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.

That Jamie is a total monster

by markoz December 16, 2007

Bumblebear monster

A custom pin made by Moriah Elizabeth in a video where she made 100 custom pins

Bumblebear monster is my favorite!

by Random Person on the Street January 25, 2022

Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird

I have a nice cookie monster mug

by Paper oof July 30, 2022

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023