jake

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

by aligatoe August 17, 2019

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.

jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed

by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021

Jake

Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.

"did you see jake the other day"

by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020

Jake Paul

Shit!

Hey, do you want to watch some Jake Paul?

by Video2Video January 16, 2020

Jake Phase

playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.

"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"

by definition mf June 9, 2021

Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life

oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends

by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021