a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
by flippy gibby May 01, 2010
person 1: hey! the other day you said you had an alex brightman tux fetish? what the hell is that?
person 2: oh! i LOVE seeing alex brightman wear tuxes, it shivers me tenders 😏
person 2: oh! i LOVE seeing alex brightman wear tuxes, it shivers me tenders 😏
by alexbschesthair June 27, 2021
Alex Jones 5th form this form Alex Jones in the most powerfull form before the the super gay frogs ark
by Sans car April 15, 2020
Oh god, what a girl. means the world to most people, especially me. One of those 1 in 100000000000 girls in the world. if you ever met one, she will most likely have the biggest impact on your life. She doesnt believe everything people say about her, myself included. She wont ever realize what she means to me because of some fake guy's impact on her. The kind of girl you could spend days with, and never get bored with. The girl who you wish would realize your telling the truth, and that she would forgive you and give you a chance. But you know she wont, but you cant stop trying. And you want to forget about her, but you cant, because shes always the center of your head. The kind of girl you cant wait to see everyday, so your day can be better. the girl you picture yourself with. And she thinks your a dick, that you say this to every girl. but, in total truth, i have never, in my intire fucking life, been more serious. and more sorry. you dont need to forgive me, just know i have never been more honest.
by Minshull October 14, 2011
by JAMES MATT November 18, 2014
This non-fiction book was written about one of the most devious mooches ever. The book has not yet been written by acclaimed authors, Tyrone Schiff, Jake Billmeyer, and Joe Tucker, but they have begun brainstorming various chapter titles that will be included in this extremely long read.
The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
"A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel" was just a number 1 best seller on the New York Times best seller list!
Here are some chapters from the book:
Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
Here are some chapters from the book:
Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
by Tyrone Schiff May 31, 2007
A dirty Alex & Gracie is when you throw crackers in a circle and pour semen out of a glass onto them in a perfect triangle
by Uncle Jimmy Timmy Bimmy Kimmy July 02, 2021