1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
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Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
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