shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

shit gobbler

when one person finds a peice of shit and eats it or swallows it whole

"omg tht guys a right shit gobbler look how much shit hes gobbling"

"ye james does it every day u n00b"

by raven1337 October 16, 2006

shit incognito

when in the normal course of taking a dump, it, for either unexplained or explained reasons, doesn't smell.

dude, i had a boxing match last nite. my opponent beat the crap outta me, and gots my nose all busted up. anyway, i had to takes a dumps this morning, and my normal paper peeling stench was shit incognito.

by tom francen August 26, 2007

shit pipe sheriff

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)

"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."

by donna-chester! March 11, 2008

shit-ass-fuck

A feeling one has when they continue to let people and themselves down; a feeling of worthlessness, undeserving of love or friendship from those whom they have let down.

I feel like such a shit-ass-fuck, I continue to hurt and let down those around me.

by Ballard Walker May 4, 2008

SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER

A PERSON WHO HAS A ANIMAL AND THEY SHIT AND PISS AND PISS PUDDLES ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK AND WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO WASH IT AWAY.

ON MY PAPER ROUTE I WALK UP TO THE HOUSE AND ON THE SIDEWALK THIS SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER HAS LEFT SHIT BALLS ALL OVER THE WALK AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING FUCKIN HOP SCOTCH.

by MONEY FOR NOTHIN April 29, 2009

shit in my cut

Someone who is worsening your current situation.

So now you wrecked my car? My girl already left me today and I didn't need you being a shit in my cut.

by harboringanomalies June 23, 2009