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Russian Execution 

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
Russian Execution by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Chug 

Is a distilled beverage made up primarily of water and ethanol. AKA, Vodka.
Dude, I drank some Russian Chug last night and still woke up drunk.
Russian Chug by NinjaBoxDrop April 18, 2014

Rossington

A complete douchebag who likes to suck dick. When a good looking dude walks by, it looks like John Stamos and Jaime Lee Curtis had a yogurt fight in his pants.
He's a complete rossington
Rossington by GetBent May 13, 2014

Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.
Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.
Russian Climb by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014

russian energy shot 

I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.
russian energy shot by Plaier June 20, 2014

Russian string job 

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
Russian string job by juan grand February 10, 2015

russian ice pick 

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.
Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.
russian ice pick by babsisababe February 12, 2015