purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Purple lovin'

A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)

Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).

Do you remember anything about last night?

No, nothing after that Purple Lovin'

by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012

henney and purple

an alcoholic beverage called Hennessy AKA henney mixed with grape soda or juice

hey send some of that henney and purple in my glass

by nalydttocs December 30, 2011

Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

Purple polo

The term used when Homosexuals want to have a group orgy consisting of more than 3 men.

When Homosexuals want to have an orgy they say, "hey who's up for a purple polo"

by somone you dont know...YET July 9, 2011

Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011