Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."
Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Ossian Ballance Beer

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.
Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."
by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023
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Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
by Werdar October 22, 2017
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Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.
"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."
by kornymf June 29, 2023
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Root Beer Waterfall

When a male creates a root beer float on his erect nipples or genitals while doing a head stand, allowing it to drain into his mouth.
At last nights party Jeff did a wicked root beer waterfall!
by Jesustr0n December 21, 2014
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Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.
Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?
by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019
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Ben & Bourke's Beers

The most valuable insight into the technicalities of the beer industry, from popular global beers to small time local crafties, these blokes try it all! @ben.n.bourkes.beers have got you covered!
"Yeah mate, ben & bourkes beers is the *only* way I can figure out what beer I try next, you have to check them out."

"Fuck yeah mate ben & bourke's beers set me up with the perfect lager for my 17 year old niece's birthday party;))"
by ReliableGentleman October 26, 2020
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