Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.

Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.

by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020

Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.

Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?

by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019

Ossian Ballance Beer

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.

Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."

by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

Casual Beer Thursday

A 12-hour period of time beginning 7 PM on Thursday night where it becomes legal for all beers, IPA’s included, to be enjoyed casually with friend and foe alike.

“Dude, why did you just crack that beer? Casual Beer Thursday doesn’t commence for another 15 minutes.”

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

beer-bellied bitch

a not cool replacement for calling someone a beefy bitch

hi beer-bellied bitch

no I’m the beefy bitch. get yo facts straight.

by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020