The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.
Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
by ΔS April 29, 2021
by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018
by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018
When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.
It is usually done as a prank.
by JimmyLaManz June 13, 2011
A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.
This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.
by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022
A step up from ‘Die in a whole’, but not as bad as ‘go kill yourself’. It’s a happy medium for when you just hate someone’s guts.
by Why Not. November 24, 2019
When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas
by Queefstain June 26, 2017