monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.

i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.

by markwalls July 20, 2011

Monkey Business

shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.

Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business

by Me=word plug February 11, 2020

Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe

"Loc you are a Vietnamese Monkey"

by sour_man_Noah August 18, 2020

black monkey

A racist definition of black person.

"listen here you black monkey"

by anоn August 23, 2022

Gutter Monkey

An unruly sexual deviant who swings from light poles and telephone wires sprinkling innocent urban dwellers below with obscenely erotic thoughts.

Yo, dat monkey-ass bitch be sprinklin' doo-doo butter thoughts all over da hood... what a Gutter Monkey.

by king_of_the_burbs January 3, 2011

signifyin' monkey

One who stirs up trouble between others.

Story of the Signifyin' Monkey who tells the lion (King of the jungle, that in a nearby well, there is a potent adversary. The lion looks down into the well, sees his reflection and growls. When he takes the echo of his own roar to be a challenge he jumps into the well to attack the supposed adversary.
This defuses his power at no cost to the monkey.

by helloboyd August 22, 2008

Purple Monkey

Code word for a hot chick.

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."

by WTF chicken pot pies is good July 4, 2008