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Mark

Mark’s name stands for the Mark in a Mark ass bitch. He’s the kind of dude that tries too hard to be funny. Very obnoxious. Loud. He’s kind of like a minor inconvenience that really pisses you off. Like when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal to then find out there’s no milk. Like taking a dump in a public stall and realizing there’s no toilet paper so you have to waddle over to the next stall. Like losing signal during phone sex. Like ripping a trash bag thousands of steps before you even get to the trash bin outside. Like stubbing your toe against the wall or stepping on a lego. Like realizing that flash whilst driving wasn’t lightning but it was the traffic camera snapping you take that red light. You know, the usual thorn on your side.
Mark’s the type of dude that says “can I get a hug?”
by Joemama818 November 23, 2021
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Mark

Big personality, chats to everyone and is the life and soul of the party.

Has his downsides, supports a mediocre football team, lies about his age. Claims to be a lot younger than he actually is.

Has a dubious bond with dogs.
Watch your dog with Mark….
by Hotdog6969 November 23, 2021
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Mark ass

When playing Halo or call of duty and you kill someone, or tell a teammate to aid in shooting a player.
" Got his mark ass!" Or "Get his Mark ass!"
by Goten88 September 26, 2023
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Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier
If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons
by CanukGuy September 28, 2023
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Mark

Mark is the name of a gay guy from the class of 06 onaway michigan
Man: do you know mark?
Women: yea he likes chicks with dicks and men with tits
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Mark

Mark means if your a punk
by Banzki September 13, 2023
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Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.
“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”
by anonymous January 4, 2021
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