john gwen

a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.

john gwen stefani

by Nouk December 6, 2016

john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions

That John Richardson will go nowhere

by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015

john deluca

The sexiest kid you will ever meet. You will want to skip anal and go right for kids.

Did you John DeLuca him?
I want a John DeLuca in my life.

by thatdelucakid December 27, 2015

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

John Hall

A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever

Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall

by Jameron hall June 15, 2018

John Leone

A phrase used to describe someone with a Ego so big but yet they are a complete moron. Don't have such a big john leone.

He wanted to create his vison and image but he is so egotesticle and doesn't know how to do anything that everything he touches fails at some point and he pulls a John Leone

by hjjjoJOE Cikola June 16, 2018

John Vento

The most boi of all time

John Vento is very boi

by John Vento canes January 17, 2019