Who Froze Jesus? 

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"

Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"

Who Froze Jesus? by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009

Just Jesus January 

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.

Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.

Just Jesus January by JarodCostello November 25, 2018

SWAT Jesus 

Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.

Help me! Help me SWAT Jesus! I’m out of ammo!

SWAT Jesus by swat957 October 25, 2017

Mop Jesus 

The son of Mop God.

Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?

Mop Jesus by Dumb6nitch9ine March 19, 2022

5 Clicks To Jesus 

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

5 Clicks To Jesus by Khamey January 30, 2010

Rocket Jesus 

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.

Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.

Rocket Jesus by Rajjak February 7, 2018

lying for jesus 

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

lying for jesus by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010