Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.
I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.
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Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
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2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing
3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:
A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"
B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers
C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and
convinced him to commit to LSU
4 Ice Spice: Female rapper
5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,
suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase
6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:
A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,
sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King
B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things
7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio
8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber
who shouted it during his training in a video
9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name
for the bodybuilding lifestyle
10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy
11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"
like an alpha of a wolf pack
12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,
lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist
13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"
in his rap song replying to haters
14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass
2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing
3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:
A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"
B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers
C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and
convinced him to commit to LSU
4 Ice Spice: Female rapper
5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,
suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase
6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:
A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,
sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King
B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things
7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio
8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber
who shouted it during his training in a video
9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name
for the bodybuilding lifestyle
10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy
11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"
like an alpha of a wolf pack
12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,
lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist
13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"
in his rap song replying to haters
14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication
B: what the fuck, take your medication
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"Real programmers wear programming socks."
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