Before sexual intercourse a bald male first shaves off his or the females pubic hair. Then pours a bowl (or glass) of his own semen on his head and proceeds to place the pubes onto his noggin. After securing the pubic hair toupee the man spreads the womans vagina and shoves his head inside of the "Pink Swim Cap".
"Dude when I gave that chick a pink swim cap it reminded me of the days when I had a full head of hair."
by Themailman May 07, 2005
To receive oral sex from Brock Soncas, while being fisted in the asshole, all done while he is masturbating to a Thundercats rerun.
Rob: Yo bro, why did you bail on the game last night?
Mike: Was getting a pink sock lollipop, my man.
Rob: Should of texted me bro, and we could of teamed that shit.
Mike: Fuck yeah dude!
Mike: Was getting a pink sock lollipop, my man.
Rob: Should of texted me bro, and we could of teamed that shit.
Mike: Fuck yeah dude!
by VagmasterJ January 10, 2014
by Cat February 14, 2004
When you and your girlfriend challenge another couple to "Race for Pink Slips" - It is like a foursome, but instead you all have sex in one room, only with your partner: First guy to finish, wins, and he gets to take the other guys girlfriend as a reward.
Similar to racing for pinks in relation to cars
Similar to racing for pinks in relation to cars
by DJTeezz January 08, 2011
When you go to a mountainous area to eat out a girl you are with and her pussy ends up being the saltiest thing you've ever tasted.
Jay: I went on that mountain trip with my girl.
Arron: And?
Jay: Well, lets just say Himalayan pink salt.
Arron: And?
Jay: Well, lets just say Himalayan pink salt.
by jhartley78 March 31, 2014
A person who talks way too much.
Not many people like her because she never has anything important to say.
Not many people like her because she never has anything important to say.
by billerz January 23, 2007
an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009