The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.

Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."

by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020

horse-cutter

A person that cuts out on his friends while disguising another action. Similar to Broxing-out but this person actually lies before they leave.

For instance, Dustin says I am going to the bathroom and friends wait for a significant amount of time before realizing they just selfishly did their own thing! Dick move bro you horse-cutter out!

by Jones Good December 5, 2023

horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

by KB_2024 January 11, 2024

Don't push the horses

Warning before Usyk will knock you out

-Don't push the horses
-Don't push the what?
-Don't push the horses!!!
-I need a translator.

by *"':;!? July 20, 2025

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

One Horse Pony

A xenophobic, racist, misogynistic cancer word for people of non white color.

"Your a One Horse Pony"
-Joe Biden

by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020

Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse

He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.

by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024