I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction

I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

by Rock n roll with Ziggy May 8, 2022

hardees

a place that never has customers

WOW! Hardees acually has a customer today.

by frankdabarborvegan October 23, 2003

hardees

To have sex with someone in an aggressive manner.

I don't like really rough sex but I do like it when I guy rails me quite hardees.

by Big poppa 62353456 August 10, 2016

Hardees

Home of Thickburgers. Delicious burger that should only be eaten after 1:00 AM. Otherwise you will be coherent enough to realize that what you are eating is not really all that delicious.

Umm, lets get a thickburger. No way dude, its only 7:00(PM).

by pseuodnym April 19, 2004

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

by Rob January 14, 2004