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Frightener

When you're having sex doggy style and fist the womans asshole and grab your penis through the flesh wall and masturbate to completion
'Yo bro dog, i busted out the frightener on a chick last night now she wont text me back"
by BigRemedy October 17, 2020
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Yogurt fight

When two friends decide to start throwing yogurt at each other for no apparent reason, resulting in an after school chore, such as sweeping and mopping the classroom floor.
Connor: Man, you totally missed the yogurt fight Pavel! It was awesome, there was yogurt everywhere!
by Niya_papaya January 7, 2009
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turd fight

What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
by DannyDingo May 29, 2009
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face fight

When you argue, send threatening remarks, or talk about someone through your facebook page.
These hoes on facebook get on my nerves. They don't know I am not afraid to get into a face fight with them.
by damondolla February 22, 2010
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Raptor Fight

A vicious, very cool, manly way to fight and prove your might.
Can be between any number of people, including wom'n, men, children, etc. Often 1v1 (Raptor Duel), or team v team. You have your arms at your side, but raise your forearms at a near-90-degree angle, and let your hands hang loose in the form of claws. You hunch your back slightly, and must move with high knees. Biting is forbidden in some Raptor fights, but what is a real raptor fight without biting?
1) When there was a disagreement between the boys, they dueled it out... Raptor Fight style.

2) The two girls both liked the same guy, and when Rock/Paper/Scissors did not suffice, they had a Raptor Fight.
by POCHATKAZ July 10, 2010
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Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.
- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.
by M.eson July 25, 2011
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Ultimate Fighting Championship

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is the largest mixed martial arts promotion company in the world featuring most of the top-ranked fighters in the sport. Based in the United States, the UFC produces events worldwide. The organization showcases nine weight divisions and enforces the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts. The UFC promotes a brand of MMA which is self-acknowledged as "not just a sporting event; it is also entertainment and theater. The fighters are athletes and performers both." The UFC has held over 250 events to date. Dana White serves as the president of the UFC while brothers Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta control the UFC's parent company, Zuffa, LLC.
The first Ultimate Fighting Championship event was held on November 12, 1993 in Denver, Colorado. The purpose of the early UFC competitions was to identify the most effective martial art in a real fight between competitors of different fighting disciplines, including Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Karate, Judo, and other styles. In subsequent competitions, fighters began adopting effective techniques from more than one discipline, which indirectly helped create an entirely separate style of fighting known as present-day mixed martial arts.
by The Centurion October 31, 2014
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