If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

drunk spam

When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.

That person is trying to prove they’re having a good time by sending out meaningless “Drunk Spam”.

by xcrozx December 22, 2021

drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014

Drunk

When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪

I got drunk off of some “funny juice”

by Egeheghegege May 16, 2022

truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid January 20, 2016

drunk

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.

bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.

bestie: oh sh*t

by IsThis4Real May 27, 2021

drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018