Chris Rock

actor who got smacked by will smith

chris rock got his shit rocked by will smith

by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022

Chris

A very depressed guy. He can be happy when he see' s his soul mate. He's not afraid to be flirty in a sexual way and girls don't mind that. He is in the middle of hot and decent.

Chris-"I will slap you thigh and you WILL moan(wink wink)."
Chris-"I had to wear long sleeves for a reason."

by 0018638 September 19, 2018

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Chris

The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports

Chris says “ AYGHAHE , ALLAH IS GREAT PLUS 5”

by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025

Chris browned

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.

"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"

by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009

Chris

Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.

I feel bad for the Chris out there

by Mirag November 8, 2020

Chris Huffman

Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.

Did you see Chris Huffman is running for president? He has my vote.

by anonymous December 1, 2023