artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.

Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.

by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010

alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.

“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”

by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019

Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.

I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011