Mike

Mike can be like funny or whatever.

Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good

by 1ofamillion November 23, 2021

Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme

Mike Dunn

by Tallasaur November 29, 2018

mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night

I got a Mike Xiao last night.

by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016

mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man

" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "

by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022

Mikee

Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.

“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021

Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.

Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy

by Jameschargles April 27, 2020

Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.

Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.

by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021