funniest person around

A person that makes everyone burst out laughing. Their sense of humor will never be reached.

“Alex is so funny, he’s the funniest person around.“

by ali18874 October 21, 2023

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

perfect person

Claire

claire is the definition of a perfect person

by sheeeewwww September 5, 2021

Pointless Person

A person whose existence serves no purpose. They contribute nothing to the world.

Rory Brachner is such a pointless person.

by ElGarridio July 17, 2022

Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024

Salem(The person)

A super hot and sexy person that is madly in love with Rex(the person)

“Hey did you hear about Salem(The person)”

by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021