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Dylan

If provoked, he will eat your entire family, starting with YOU.
DYLAN WILL EAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, STARTING WITH YOU.
by A_Person637 September 25, 2020
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Dylan

A short kid who likes anime and probably has 20 viruses and knows a gay priest.
person: I'm tall
Me: I'm Dylan
by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021
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Dylan Riskin

Rubiks Cube loving pedo , nic fiend , someone who LOVES men and gives head in the bathroom
stop acting like that bro
calm down he’s just acting like a Dylan Riskin
by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022
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dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.
Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates
by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020
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Dylan

Often a Dylan looks awfully alot like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. A Dylan often smells bad, doest care about hygene, and plays fortnite for 7 hours of his day. Dylan has a very limited amout of friends and most of his friends think he is annoying.
Dont be such a Dylan.
by PPdestroyer69420 May 7, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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Dylan Goetz

An amazing human being and very good at everything he does
Hey did you see Dylan Goetz, he is very amazing at everything he does
by TwitchyGnu May 5, 2020
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